DAN! HELLER! FRIKKIN' DRUNK OFF HIS ASS!
I offer you all a once in a lifetime opportunity--to see me smashed this Saturday night, at O'Grady's on Church Street. See me spew profanities in Polish, German, Yiddish, Hebrew....take your pick!
And if that doesn't sell... (because, if you've gotten to know anything about me these past three years, you'd know I don't need the booze to be naturally kooky)
In all seriousness, though, I would really love to have the opportunity to say goodbye to you all before I leave to California. It's been such a privilege getting to know you all; I have learned far more from each of you than I think I'll ever learn anywhere else. I hope you can make it. We'll be chillin' on o'grady's fantabulous back porch, with its own bar!
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**TIME CHANGE: by popular demand, we're starting up at 9PM, two hours later than originally planned
O'GRADY'S ON CHURCH STREET (not uoft)
What: Hello/Good-bye Party
When: Saturday May 13th, 9pm to whenever
Where: O'Grady's at 518 Church, just south of
Wellesley (click here for more details